Snazzy Hat


The hat you would die for has arrived! šŸ’€

Your insignificant friends will cower when you show up sporting a one-of-a-many Official EvilPlan Inc. company hat. This embroidered beauty shows them you mean business, and that business is World Domination, and business is good.

Thanks to our advanced self-funded scientific research we know for a fact its snug fit will make us look good ā€” whatever plan you're executing.

ā€¢ 60% cotton, 40% acrylic, 1% Dm-70
ā€¢ Suffocating cotton blend
ā€¢ Form-constricting shape
ā€¢ One size fits any Evil

This hat is not a mind control device.