The hat you would die for has arrived! 💀
Your insignificant friends will cower when you show up sporting a one-of-a-many Official EvilPlan Inc. company hat. This embroidered beauty shows them you mean business, and that business is World Domination, and business is good.
Thanks to our advanced self-funded scientific research we know for a fact its snug fit will make us look good — whatever plan you're executing.
• 60% cotton, 40% acrylic, 1% Dm-70
• Suffocating cotton blend
• Form-constricting shape
• One size fits any Evil
This hat is not a mind control device.